{"product_id":"closeout-crate","title":"Closeout Crate","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs a single Mystery Candle not enough \u003cem\u003emystery\u003c\/em\u003e for you? Got money burning a hole in your pocket and simply \u003cem\u003edo not care\u003c\/em\u003e what you get? Then drop your hard-earned dollars on the prestigious \u003cstrong\u003eCloseout Crate\u003c\/strong\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat is it? Well, let's be honest: it's a total of 12 scented candles we straight up want to get rid of. Much like our mystery candles, you'll receive... I don't know, whatever. They're definitely candles, though. There's nothing wrong with them at all! We just don't want them anymore. They're taking up space. They're retired fragrances, out-of-season fragrances, or fragrances that were developed for a custom order or specific purpose at some point and we have leftovers. You won't know what you're getting until you get it, then you can read the list of what you've received. Everyone loves a mystery box!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, we don't have a warehouse for extra inventory here. We have like, a cabinet. We're not prepared to have \u003cem\u003etwo\u003c\/em\u003e cabinets. Or maybe if you buy a crate, we can put that money toward \u003cem\u003eacquiring\u003c\/em\u003e a second cabinet. And somewhere to put that cabinet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink of the money you're saving here. Our regular price for a candle is $15. A mystery candle is $12. This crate is $100 for 12, which is only $8.33-ish per candle! And the money goes to a good cause! That cause being opening up precious, precious storage space. Please, my workshop can only fit so many cabinets...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52136526512408,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/5145\/3720\/files\/crate-placeholder.jpg?v=1780528189","url":"https:\/\/grumpycandlecompany.com\/products\/closeout-crate","provider":"Grumpy Candle Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}